Litt humor i hverdagen.
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Det var en bonde som var så fryktelig glad i egg, så han måtte ha et egg hver morgen. Dette syntes kona var en litt irriterende vane, så en dag bestemte hun seg for å tappe ut all innmaten i egget før mannen fikk det ved frokostbordet. Mannen kakka hull på egget, så at det var tomt og begynte å spise resten av frokosten. Kona syntes det var kjedelig, så hun prøvde igjen dagen etter, det samme gjentok seg, så kona prøvde igjen dagen etter der igjen. Mannen kakka hull på egget, så at det var tomt og ble helt rød i ansiktet. Han spratt opp, løp ut av huset og inn i hønsegården, han griper tak i hanen og roper: Hvis jeg tar deg i å bruke kondom en gang til, så vrir jeg hue' av deg!
Det var en bonde som var så fryktelig glad i egg, så han måtte ha et egg hver morgen. Dette syntes kona var en litt irriterende vane, så en dag bestemte hun seg for å tappe ut all innmaten i egget før mannen fikk det ved frokostbordet. Mannen kakka hull på egget, så at det var tomt og begynte å spise resten av frokosten. Kona syntes det var kjedelig, så hun prøvde igjen dagen etter, det samme gjentok seg, så kona prøvde igjen dagen etter der igjen. Mannen kakka hull på egget, så at det var tomt og ble helt rød i ansiktet. Han spratt opp, løp ut av huset og inn i hønsegården, han griper tak i hanen og roper: Hvis jeg tar deg i å bruke kondom en gang til, så vrir jeg hue' av deg!
Kanskje litt på kanten denna men morsom er den hehe. 8)
Priest and a Nun in the Desert!
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do
something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind
if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and let's get the hell out
of here."
Priest and a Nun in the Desert!
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do
something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind
if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and let's get the hell out
of here."
Morsomme advarsler (fra USA selvfølgelig...)
http://astro.bu.edu/~avondale/Humor/MiscellaneousHumor/Warnings.html
http://astro.bu.edu/~avondale/Humor/MiscellaneousHumor/Warnings.html
internett kundesupport:
http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.asp?innslagID=414
ganske morsom..
Noen erfarninger med Politiet (fra virkeligheten)..
http://www.bilforumet.net/showthread.php?s=d9e27a9f997de6613be0262e3e02bcf9&threadid=2019
Les den!
http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.asp?innslagID=414
ganske morsom..
Noen erfarninger med Politiet (fra virkeligheten)..
http://www.bilforumet.net/showthread.php?s=d9e27a9f997de6613be0262e3e02bcf9&threadid=2019
Les den!
Zamot skrev:internett kundesupport:
Noen erfarninger med Politiet (fra virkeligheten)..
http://www.bilforumet.net/showthread.php?s=d9e27a9f997de6613be0262e3e02bcf9&threadid=2019
Les den!
Litt artig, det bildet som Loppa har som thumbnail er et vi har hengt opp utenfor døra på avdelingen her
Siden jeg jobber med telefon support (eller egentlig telefon klager) så kan jeg jo dra noen historier herifra.
F.eks. det var en kar som hadde kjøpt seg en scanner og ville ha pengene igjen fordi bildet han fikk ut var opp ned. At kunden kunne snu arket fysisk i scanneren eller også via et bildeprogram snu bildet var ikke noe som slo kunden.
Så var det en forvilla kunde som hadde ringt inn og spurt oss hvor vaskemaskinen hans hadde blitt av. For oss som driver support på dataprodukter så er ikke det vi kan hjelpe med
Men enkeltes motto er "support kan alt".
25 reasons why a computer makes an ideal partner
A computer is always ready when you are.
A computer obeys your every command.
A computer never gets a headache.
A computer will respect you in the morning.
A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them.
A computer accepts you the way you are.
A computer listens to reason.
A computer doesn't snore.
A computer won't take you for granted.
A computer never compares you to its past lovers.
A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom.
A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun.
A computer won't take up all your closet space.
A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated.
A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets.
A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends.
A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything.
A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night.
A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family.
A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower.
A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep.
A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful.
A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
A computer can't testify against you in court.
A computer can't give you herpes.
A computer is always ready when you are.
A computer obeys your every command.
A computer never gets a headache.
A computer will respect you in the morning.
A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them.
A computer accepts you the way you are.
A computer listens to reason.
A computer doesn't snore.
A computer won't take you for granted.
A computer never compares you to its past lovers.
A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom.
A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun.
A computer won't take up all your closet space.
A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated.
A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets.
A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends.
A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything.
A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night.
A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family.
A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower.
A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep.
A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful.
A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
A computer can't testify against you in court.
A computer can't give you herpes.