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santa claus

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http://www.dinside.no/php/art.php?id=297790


Lure på om d er hun samme damen som ble intervjuet tidligere i tråden her!!



HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Såg den siste filmen du linket til haunik! Åsså har du nederst på teksten:

Bad sound kills good movies! Vel, synest sounden var det som gjorde filmen eg! Men den var temmelig baaaad!! hehehehe
 

|Adeel

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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at
a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three
very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the
figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The
curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting
the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour
explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a
predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some
serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and
sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said,
"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the
gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no
African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners.
The only difference is that the guy in the middle went home for lunch."
 

|Adeel

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En av personlige favorittene mine :)

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,

"Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few tokes together.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard climbs down the tree, dittybops on thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and smoking a joint with the monkey and got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey out and walks off into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting and toking on the joint.

He looks up and says "hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "ffuuucccckkkk dude.............how much water did you drink?!!"
 

RoKo

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Ny stor grill for sommerens kosestunder?
Koster 10 kroner - eller også ingenting. :mrgreen:
LØP og HENT...!!!

 

RoKo

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Mulig det - jeg leita etter'n, men fant'n ikke....

Ser nå at søk i tråden ikke funker... gir jo aldri resultat... herregud, så teit funksjon da...!
 

santa claus

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Hehehe... Ingen vits å søke, får jo alltid beskjed om ting er postet tidligere eller kanskje i en annen tråd...


;)