Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.
'The good, the bad and the ugly'
Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
'Murder By Death' (Muligens, sett bort ifra The Big Lebowski, den morsomste filmen noensinne)
Sidney Wang: Yes, is confusing.
Lionel Twain: IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!
Sidney Wang: What meaning of this, Mr. Twain?
Lionel Twain: I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if YOU can tell ME why a man who possesses one of the most brilliant minds of this century can't say his *prepositions* or *articles!* "What IS THE," Mr. Wang! "What IS THE meaning of this?"
Sidney Wang: That what I said! "What meaning of this?"
Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain HATED herself.
[Hearing a knock at the door]
Dora Charleston: Oh, that's probably the cook. Come in!
Dick Charleston: Darling, the poor woman is stone deaf.
Dora Charleston: I'm sorry, I forgot. COME IN!
Jessica Marbles: I smell gas!
Miss Withers: I can't help it, I'm old.
Jessica Marbles: No, not that kind of gas. The kind that kills!
Miss Withers: Well, sometimes my gas...
Sidney Wang: Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.
Sidney Wang: Room filled with empty people.
Milo Perrier: He's gone!
Jessica Marbles: Who's gone?
Milo Perrier: The butler. Here's the key.
Sidney Wang: If butler gone, where you find key?
Milo Perrier: In his pocket.
Jessica Marbles: What pocket?
Milo Perrier: The butler's pocket.
Sidney Wang: Butler gone but pocket still there?
Sidney Wang: No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead.
Willie Wang: I don't hear nothin'. What do you hear?
Sidney Wang: Double negative, and bark.
Willie Wang: [driving across rickety bridge] I don't think I'm gonna make it, Pop. It's gonna collapse.
Sidney Wang: Don't worry. Father find other way to house.
Willie Wang: Why do I do all the dirty work, Pop?
Sidney Wang: 'Cause your mother not here to do it.
Willie Wang: Good night, Dad.
Sidney Wang: Should have adopted pussycat.
'Big Lebowski' (...en klassiker)
The Dude: God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Jackie Treehorn: Refill?
The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: What?
The Dude: What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything?
Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
Oi, ble litt lang post... hehe, sorry... Men uansett, om dere ikke har sett Murder by Death, se den!
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10-02-2005, 19:07 #81
10-03-2005, 20:23 #82
Chris Rock som Jake i Bad Company:
"Hey, Man, first off all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy? Big deal! Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein. You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me! Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, bitch."
10-12-2005, 01:57 #83
Ser det er nevnt før her,men det er også en av mine favoritter.
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
10-12-2005, 03:26 #84
Brick Top i "Snatch" har bare de beste:
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? 'A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent'. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. Me."
("We've lost gorgeous George")
"Well, where did you loose him at? He's not a set of car keys, is 'e? And it's not as if 'es incon-fuckin'-spicuous now is it?"
10-14-2005, 19:31 #85
Fra Team America:
Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
News Reporter: Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.
10-16-2005, 02:39 #86
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
10-24-2005, 16:47 #87
"Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments, choose a starter home, choose your friends. Choose leisure-wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite and higher purchase and a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future, choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life, I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons! Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
10-27-2005, 19:07 #88
homer er selvfølgelig kongen her også.
I am so smart,i am so smart, s m r t...i mean s m a r t.
og den beste norske oversettelsen må være i den siste sw utgaven på vhs(den sølvboksen) film 6.
i scena hvor keisern,darth og luke står og ser på att opprørsflåta blir slaktet
og luke sier :your overconfidence is your weakness, er det oversatt til
Din suffisanse er din svakhet! :?
10-28-2005, 00:24 #89
Jeg, meg og Irene
Det beste er jo: "Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone." :grin:
og "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." (Broken Arrow, John T.)
10-28-2005, 01:07 #90
"Be Cool" har sine stunder :
-Sin LaSalle: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Chili Palmer: Did you leave any food in Mongolia?
-Raji: Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.
-Darryl: What do you say to a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twiceMarrantz AV7005|Linn C5100|Oppo93|Dynaudio Contour 1.4s|Dynaudio Focus Center|MA Silver RXFX|SVS PC12|Optoma HD33|Projecta 86"
10-30-2005, 16:10 #91
Ikke film ennå, men her kommer et sitat fra Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince...
Setting: Harry og Dumbledore er i vansker. Dumbledore er skadet og Harry må redde dem begge!!
Harry:"It's going to be all right, sir. We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ... "
Dumbledore:"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you"
10-30-2005, 16:34 #92
det beste er bare:
Bra ingen fikk den feite kua i hode.....
Fra Terkel i knipe
10-30-2005, 17:08 #93
ringens brorskp (på baren) dialogen mellom munti og pippin
this my friend is a pint.
they come in pints?! im getting one!
but you allredy have a pint pint!!
10-30-2005, 19:55 #94
The Blues Brothers har etter min mening mange gode sitater.
Her er noen av favortittene mine.
Ved utlevering av beslaglakte eiendeler når Jake blir løslatt, sier
fangevokteren som leverer ut eiendelene
One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophulactiv.
One black suit jacket.
One pair black suit pants.
One hat... Black.
One pair of sunglasses.
Twenty-three dollars and seveb cents.
Så når de kjører vekk fra fengselet..
[Jake] -What's this ?
[Elwood] -What ?
[Jake] This car. This stupid car.
så bruker Jake sigarett tenneren i bilen til å tenne en sigarett og hiver den ut av vinduet.
Where's the Cadillac ? The Caddy ? Where's the Caddy ?
[Elwood] - The what ?
[Jake] - The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluses Mobile.
[Elwood] -I traded it.
[Jake] - You traded the Blues Mobile for this ?
[Elwood] -No, for a microphone.
[Jake] -A microphone? Okay, I can see that. What the hell is this ?
[Elwood] -This was a bargain. I picked it up at the MT.Prospect City Police Auction last spring.
it's an old Mt.Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.
[Jake] -Well, thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
[Elwood] -You don't like it ?
[Jake] -No, I don't like it.
Så hopper de over en halveis åpnet veibro, og Jake sier
-Car's got a lot of pickup.
[Elwood] -It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant.It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters,so it'll run good on regular gas. What do uou say? Isit the new Blues Mobile, or what ?
[Jake] -Fix the cigarette lighter.
Senere i filmen,
[Elwood] Our Lady of Blesses Acceleration, don't fail me now!
og den absolutt beste....
[Elwood] -It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, -it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
[Jake] -Hit it.
10-30-2005, 20:30 #95
Fra den klassiske splatteren Braindead av Peter Jackson:
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
"Your mother ate my dog!
"Not all of it."
10-30-2005, 20:47 #96
fra filmen "from dusk til dawn"
(yelling into the
Take advantage of our penny pussy
sale. Buy any piece of pussy at
our regular price, you get another
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10-30-2005, 21:38 #97
12-27-2005, 02:14 #98
Fra Love Actually:
Husker det ikke nøyaktig da, men sitatet er som følger:
Ikke kjøp narkotika unger! Bli rockestjerne og få det gratis!
12-28-2005, 00:55 #99
Jeg så "True Lies" igjen i går. Arnold har en fin en i den også. Osama-wanna-be'en henger fast på en av rakettene på harrier'n. Like før han trykker på utskytningslnappen sier Arnold iskaldt: "You're fired!"
12-29-2005, 14:50 #100
Road House fra 1989 med Patrick Swayze og Sam Elliott inneholder en drøss med gode sitater. En av mine favoritter som jeg ofte bruker står utrolig nok ikke i oversikten til imdb.com.
Dr. Elizabeth Clay: Don't you never get tired?
Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott): I get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
Ellers har jo Dalton (Patrick Swayze) noen gullkorn da:
Pain don't hurt.
My way or the highway.