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    "I becomes the evening tomorrow in the morning even if it has".

    Jeg henter dette innlegget fra et annet forum, for dette fortjener å deles med AVForums medlemmer:


    * Cafe i Frankrike
    We serve five o'clock tea at all hours.

    * Skilt på rommene på japansk hotell
    Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

    * Brosjyre fra bilutleiefirma, Japan
    When passengers of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

    * Italiensk hotell
    This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

    * Kinesisk hotell
    Good appearance please no watermelon please.

    * Hotellinformasjon på japansk hotell
    1:about the window in the guest room
    It isn't possible that it is possible to open a window at the guest room (On the safetyr).
    2:about the laundering
    The wash becomes a finish the evening tomorrow at the front desk until 7 o'clock at night of the day.
    (I becomes the evening tomorrow in the morning even if it has).

    * Oppslag på japansk hotell
    Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

    * Hotell på Sri Lanka
    Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.

    * Skiheis i Alpene
    No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.

    * Japansk bar
    Don't stand outside and be miserable. Come inside and be fed up.

    * Mexikansk diskotek
    Members and non-members only.

    * Kinesisk oversettelse av Pepsi's slagord "Come alive with the Pepsi generation":
    Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. *loooolz*

    * Indonesisk restaurant
    Lunch served you from 12.30 to mid-October.

    * Reklame for restaurant på polsk hotell
    As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol,you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.

    * Bensinstasjon England
    Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.

    * Skilt i bank i Boston
    In case of fire, evacuate the building. Do not use stairways. Do not use elevators.

    * Veterinærkontor
    Veterinarian/taxidermist. Either way, you get your dog back.

    * Matbutikk i Oslo
    Closed between Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    * Lapp utenfor fotografstudio
    Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also.

    * Barbersalong i Beijing
    Haircuts half price today. Only one per customer.
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    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av AndreWerdenskrieg
    Jeg henter dette innlegget fra et annet forum, for dette fortjener å deles med AVForums medlemmer:



    * Bensinstasjon England
    Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.

    :lol:

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    Her var mange gullkorn AndreWerdenskrieg!!!! Jeg og madammen fikk oss en god latter en fredagskveld. :-D Takk for den.
    Jeg HATER mobilversjoner av nettsider...

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    * Skilt i bank i Boston
    In case of fire, evacuate the building. Do not use stairways. Do not use elevators.


    YEAH!!!!


    Da snakker vi muligheter!!!

    Konge bra secondworldwar!

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    Fantastisk mye bra her også:
    Welcome to Engrish.com!

    Eks:





    ...and the list goes on and on and on and on....
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    Mye bra her...



    XTZ 99.26 | Yamaha CX-A5000 | 4 x SEAS L26ROY | Aoda MA-600 | Oppo | Marantz MM8003 | Antimode | LG 65"

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    * Hotell på Sri Lanka
    Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.
    Haha.. så sykt genialt.. genial alle disse sitatene.. lo en del da jeg leste dem

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