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    Chuck Norris

    Har blitt inspirert av PiXels signaturer til å gjøre et Google-søk, og kom frem til følgende:

    • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
    • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
    • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
    • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
    • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
    • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
    • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
    • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
    • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
    • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
    Mer moro her:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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    Den sia er bare helt genial!
    Marantz her på forumet bruker også disse i signaturen sin. Ler vær gang jeg ser det!

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    *busted*

    hehe..

    BTW:
    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
    :lol:



    Hvor tror dere uttrykket "Nun-Chuck's stammer i fra... ;-)

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    Det er nok Marantz som skal ha æren for disse ja.. :-)

    BTW:
    Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

    :lol:

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    Vil nå si at David Hasselhoff er ganske tøff også

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    Det finnes også en side til: www.thechucknorrisfacts.com :-D

    Dette er noen av dem:
    -If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.

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    When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

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    Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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    Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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    Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die

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    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead

    Her er også et videoklipp hvor Chuck selv leser facts.

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    • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bud Spencer.
    • Bud Spencer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bud Spencer has allowed to live.
    • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bud Spencer.
    • Bud Spencer does not sleep. He waits.
    • Bud Spencer is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    • Bud Spencer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    • Bud Spencer counted to infinity - twice.
    • There is no chin behind Bud Spencer’ beard. There is only another fist.
    • When Bud Spencer does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
    • Bud Spencer is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • Bud Spencer’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
    • There is no such thing as global warming. Bud Spencer was cold, so he turned the sun up.
    • Bud Spencer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
    • Bud Spencer doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    • Bud Spencer gave Mona Lisa that smile.
    • Bud Spencer can slam a revolving door.
    • Bud Spencer does not get frostbite. Bud Spencer bites frost
    • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Budtatorship.

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    Noen som har sett det showet (tror det er late show with conan obrien) der Chuck Norris selv leser 10 av de beste Chuck Norris facts? Utrolig morsomt, og han tar hele greia med et smil.. Anbefales

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    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av magnuswb
    Noen som har sett det showet (tror det er late show with conan obrien) der Chuck Norris selv leser 10 av de beste Chuck Norris facts? Utrolig morsomt, og han tar hele greia med et smil.. Anbefales
    Har linket til det lenger opp....

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