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    Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, known as "squawks", submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

    P = The problem logged by the pilot.
    S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.



    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacing.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

    P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
    S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

    P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
    S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal, No's 1,3 & 4 propellers lack normal
    seepage.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on backorder.

    P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produced a 200 - fpm descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That's what they're there for!

    P: IFF inoperative
    S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: Suspected crack in windscreen
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    P: 4 cockroaches reported in galley
    S: Killed two, wounded one, let one get away.

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    Talking Sassy trylling, ikke akurat Davido

    http://www.unlienparjour.com/

    Sassy tryllerier!

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    Oh Goody

    Her er en fra Jeremy Clarkson:

    EURO ENGLISH

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".

    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k:"

    This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
    reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is
    disgraseful and they should go away.

    By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
    "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
    "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
    trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

    ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!!

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    Ikke alltid det lønner seg å være høflig: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...18333043&hl=en

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    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av TorAtle
    Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, known as "squawks", submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.


    Hahaha! Den var dritbra! Minner faktisk utrolig mye om jobb noen ganger, når operatørene drar en skikkelig goddagmannøkseskaft!

    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av Jens123
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5887215936550250197&q=woofer+fan
    Den der ser så ekte ut!

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    Hehe, genialt

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    Kanskje ikke helt det de trodde da de fikk tilbud om å spille med i en sci-fi:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqjHPSGaMI

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    jeg var og tatoverte meg på magen idag...men jeg glemte å ta bort navleloet mitt, og fant det først ut da jeg var kommet hjem. ha ha ha, flaut altsåops:

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    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av Kjeksen
    jeg var og tatoverte meg på magen idag...men jeg glemte å ta bort navleloet mitt, og fant det først ut da jeg var kommet hjem. ha ha ha, flaut altsåops:
    hehehe dagens

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    EG VISSTE DET VAR PLAGIAT NÅR EG HØRTE 50 cent SANGEN!

    Kunne bare ikke sette fingern på hvilken sang han hadde brukt....

    Takk!

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    Ett meget glimrende eksempel på min noget begrensede humor... : www.sau.no

    :lol:

    BTW: Alt er relativt...

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    PS3 vs. Wii

    Personlig så synes jeg denne var morsom: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61649183364832 :lol:

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    Morsom, men kort og dekt av studiolatter. Har noen link til den klassiske siden hvor de noen får lest opp en lang rekke merkelige navn på en flyplass? Det var an typen "Ivana Tekapii" og denslags...

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