Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, known as "squawks", submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.
P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacing.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal, No's 1,3 & 4 propellers lack normal
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produced a 200 - fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!
P: IFF inoperative
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windscreen
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: 4 cockroaches reported in galley
S: Killed two, wounded one, let one get away.
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Tråd: Litt humor i hverdagen.
08-30-2006, 20:38 #1501
08-31-2006, 16:44 #1502
Sassy trylling, ikke akurat Davido
08-31-2006, 17:43 #1503
Her er en fra Jeremy Clarkson:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k:"
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is
disgraseful and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!!
08-31-2006, 21:56 #1504
09-02-2006, 10:49 #1505
09-02-2006, 11:27 #1506Opprinnelig postet av TorAtle
Hahaha! Den var dritbra! Minner faktisk utrolig mye om jobb noen ganger, når operatørene drar en skikkelig goddagmannøkseskaft!
Opprinnelig postet av Jens123
09-02-2006, 17:06 #1507
09-04-2006, 17:01 #1508
09-04-2006, 22:04 #1509
09-06-2006, 21:56 #1510
09-06-2006, 22:06 #1511
jeg var og tatoverte meg på magen idag...men jeg glemte å ta bort navleloet mitt, og fant det først ut da jeg var kommet hjem. ha ha ha, flaut altsåops:
09-06-2006, 22:11 #1512Opprinnelig postet av Kjeksen
09-08-2006, 15:10 #1513
09-09-2006, 01:36 #1514
EG VISSTE DET VAR PLAGIAT NÅR EG HØRTE 50 cent SANGEN!
Kunne bare ikke sette fingern på hvilken sang han hadde brukt....
09-10-2006, 20:36 #1515
09-11-2006, 01:26 #1516
09-13-2006, 00:16 #1517
PS3 vs. Wii
Personlig så synes jeg denne var morsom: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61649183364832 :lol:
09-20-2006, 02:07 #1518
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09-22-2006, 00:33 #1520Opprinnelig postet av Vadder