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    Rart å se hvordan spenningen klarer å lage en slik bue, og faktisk lage en langere vei å gå. Strømmen går jo altid letteste vei. Men jeg har sett effekten av en kortsluttning i ett 50kV nett, og der ble strømskinnene (10 x 120mm aluminium) så magnetiske at de klappet sammen og røk 36 stk 16 mm bolter i 8.8 stål... Enorme krefter.

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    Kan se ut som om en leder brenner bort og at strømmen deretter klarer å danne en lysbue i metalldampen/gassen som stiger oppover.

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    Kan se ut som om en leder brenner bort og at strømmen deretter klarer å danne en lysbue i metalldampen/gassen som stiger oppover.
    Du har nok rett, det ser slik ut.

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    Ingenting som brenner bort... det er bare brytere som åpnes.

    For de som er interessert står det mye her:

    http://205.243.100.155/frames/longarc.htm#500_kV_Switch

    Uansett... fett klipp!


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    Fett!

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    Juletiden nærmer seg og familiene samles. Desverre er det ofte at det oppstår krangel mellom personer av forskjellig kjønn, noe som ofte kan tilskrives kommunikasjonsproblemer. Her er en guide til å løse språkkonflikten som kan oppstå i en kvinde-mann-dialog:


    Men and Women

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH

    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = No

    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

    We need = I want

    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    We need to talk = I need to complain

    Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

    I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....

    Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv

    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

    Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he
    sleeps

    I'm not yelling = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important

    The answer to "What's wrong?":
    The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is
    acting up

    Nothing, really = It's just that you are such an asshole



    MEN'S ENGLISH

    I'm hungry = I'm hungry

    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

    I'm tired = I'm tired

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Nice dress! = Nice tits!

    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you and then have sex with you

    What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

    What's wrong? = What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma, are you going through now?

    What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

    I love you = Let's have sex now

    I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much
    different.

    Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing you I am a deep
    person....and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
    other guys.

    (while shopping) "I like that one better" = Pick any freakin' dress and
    let's go home

    I don't think that blouse and skirt go together = I'm gay


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    :lol: :lol:

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    morsom og morsom, pent er det no å sjå på 8)


    Masse nakne damer :arrow: LINK

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    morsom og morsom, pent er det no å sjå på 8)


    Masse nakne damer :arrow: LINK
    den var teit

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    Hvordan kom du over den da Jolly?

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    morsom og morsom, pent er det no å sjå på 8)


    Masse nakne damer :arrow: LINK
    den var teit
    Nååå stakar, ble du lei deg når du fant ut at det ikke var det du håpet på? 8) :lol:

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    Knall bra :lol:

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Da vi stod i stram givakt på nyttårsaften og hørte den direktesendte talen til HMK Harald, la vi merke til at han hadde et par talefeil og kom da til å tenke på denne fra John Cleese...

    Axis of Evil Wannabees
    by John Cleese

    Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,
    China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be "more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis" President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
    having, "for starters, a really dumb name". *"Right. As if they are just
    as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
    "Everybody knows we're the best evils? eh evilest? that we're the best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
    Although they conceded they had asked if they could join the Axis of Evil. *"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

    "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi
    President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. *In
    World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you
    can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

    International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
    within minutes, France surrendered. *Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
    rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
    geopolitical chairs.

    Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
    Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and
    Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia
    And Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just
    Generally Disagreeable".

    With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
    up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of
    Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
    Olympics".

    Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
    Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". *"That's not a threat, really, just
    Something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

    While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
    fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he
    rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
    'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
    Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Norguay denied the charges. Norguays king Harald can't understand the rejection "I filled out the application myself"

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    LOL
    Marrantz AV7005|Linn C5100|Oppo93|Dynaudio Contour 1.4s|Dynaudio Focus Center|MA Silver RXFX|SVS PC12|Optoma HD33|Projecta 86"

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    Hva med disse

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    Mente jeg hadde sett den ulven før...

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    Målt i ekte biltema watt.....
    Genialt
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