Rart å se hvordan spenningen klarer å lage en slik bue, og faktisk lage en langere vei å gå. Strømmen går jo altid letteste vei. Men jeg har sett effekten av en kortsluttning i ett 50kV nett, og der ble strømskinnene (10 x 120mm aluminium) så magnetiske at de klappet sammen og røk 36 stk 16 mm bolter i 8.8 stål... Enorme krefter.
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12-20-2004, 17:45 #801
12-20-2004, 19:10 #802
Kan se ut som om en leder brenner bort og at strømmen deretter klarer å danne en lysbue i metalldampen/gassen som stiger oppover.
12-20-2004, 19:11 #803Opprinnelig postet av Kokken
12-21-2004, 00:50 #804
12-21-2004, 03:22 #805
12-22-2004, 10:47 #806
Juletiden nærmer seg og familiene samles. Desverre er det ofte at det oppstår krangel mellom personer av forskjellig kjønn, noe som ofte kan tilskrives kommunikasjonsproblemer. Her er en guide til å løse språkkonflikten som kan oppstå i en kvinde-mann-dialog:
Men and Women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he
I'm not yelling = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important
The answer to "What's wrong?":
The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is
Nothing, really = It's just that you are such an asshole
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you and then have sex with you
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
What's wrong? = What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma, are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing you I am a deep
person....and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
(while shopping) "I like that one better" = Pick any freakin' dress and
let's go home
I don't think that blouse and skirt go together = I'm gay
12-25-2004, 19:28 #807
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12-27-2004, 02:33 #809Opprinnelig postet av jolly
12-27-2004, 02:39 #810
Hvordan kom du over den da Jolly?
12-27-2004, 04:31 #811Opprinnelig postet av [likerHIFI
12-28-2004, 20:22 #812
12-29-2004, 22:45 #813
12-31-2004, 00:47 #814
01-03-2005, 17:00 #815
Da vi stod i stram givakt på nyttårsaften og hørte den direktesendte talen til HMK Harald, la vi merke til at han hadde et par talefeil og kom da til å tenke på denne fra John Cleese...
Axis of Evil Wannabees
by John Cleese
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,
China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be "more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis" President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
having, "for starters, a really dumb name". *"Right. As if they are just
as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils? eh evilest? that we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
Although they conceded they had asked if they could join the Axis of Evil. *"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. *In
World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you
can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered. *Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and
Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia
And Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of
Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". *"That's not a threat, really, just
Something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he
rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Norguay denied the charges. Norguays king Harald can't understand the rejection "I filled out the application myself"
01-03-2005, 17:07 #816
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01-03-2005, 17:17 #817
01-03-2005, 17:43 #818
01-03-2005, 17:52 #819
Mente jeg hadde sett den ulven før...
01-03-2005, 18:04 #820Opprinnelig postet av Piit
Målt i ekte biltema watt.....
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