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    Håper dere ikke har fått med dere denne enda... den er knall :-D

    YouTube - Jill And Kevin Heinz - Amazing Funny Wedding Dance Video - Full Version

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    Har hummret på denne låta siden i gårkveld :-D
    Teksten er ikke så vanskelig da hehe

    Er det en russelåt kansje.. med sitt litt fengende bass spor hehe

    YouTube - Alex C feat Y-Ass - You've Got The Sweetest Ass In The World.avi

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    [YOUTUBE]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9f1bTg_T7ek&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9f1bTg_T7ek&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

    Morsom reklame!

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    Chuck Norris never ever wet his bed... the bed wet it self out of pure fear... ;-)

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    Chuck Norris does`t wear a watch.. HE desides what time it is... :-D

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    Chuck Norris does`t wear a watch.. HE desides what time it is... :-D
    http://avforum.no/forum/1417103-post2081.html
    Yamaha CX-A5000, Rotel RB 993x2 + RMB 1075, Audiovector Sign. Mi3-AV3Ci-Mi1, JVC DLA-X500, Oppo BDP-95EU Region Free

    Min Hjemmekino Mine Bluray filmer

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    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av Shallow_
    Vet... det var fra den posten jeg ble hekta... hehe

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    11 år gamle Per sto utenfor badet og venta når hans meget hotte storesøster på 18 kom ut fra dusjen i bare håndkle.

    Han sto der med et veldig bekymret uttrykk i ansiktet og spurte plutselig om han kunne få se henne naken.

    Søsteren ble naturlig nok sjokkert og spurte om det hadde klikka for han.

    Men Per ville ikke gi seg og søsteren ga til slutt etter og kastet håndkle.

    Per pustet lettet ut og smilte fra øre til øre.

    Søsteren lurte på hva det var og Per svarte, "Pheeeew…Jonas i 9. klasse sa du hadde fått *** i helga"!!!.....

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    Type Solberg Engelsk

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    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the Anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

    The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and Show him."

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    QUIZ!: :-D


    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    Q. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



    Svar (prøv å løs oppgaven først, før du kikker på svaret!..):

    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk!

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    Det dirrer i henne,

    hun synker ned,
    stønner og griper staken.

    Hun fører den inn i det første,

    og slipper den sakte ut.

    Nå går det.



    Endelig kan hun bakkestart.

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    BOB & THE BLONDE



    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.




    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money



    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money...
    Øystein

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    [youtube]dNu0b7BfkD0[/youtube]

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    Hehe... Good one
    Øystein

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    En Australia-joke...

    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, A drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.





    'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.


    'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.


    'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'


    'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'


    'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.


    'Just watch' he said.


    He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.



    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.


    Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,


    'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!
    Øystein

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    Det dårlige været i trøndelag tvinger frem alternative løsninger...

    Dama kom hjem med ei sol tatovert over musa og sa: "Du har klaga på regn i hele sommer, så nå har jeg fixa så du kan slikke sol i hele vinter" ! :-D

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    Hillbilly Vasectomy

    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they
    could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
    didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
    fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the
    doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly
    country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and
    count to 10.'
    The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
    but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
    to help me..'
    'Trust me,' said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
    can up to his ear and began to count!
    '1'

    '2'

    '3'

    '4'


    '5'

    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
    counting on his other hand.
    This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ...and a few other places
    Øystein

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    Legg fra deg det du holder i hennene da du garantert ikke klarer og holde det i sikkert grep da du ligger med latterkrampe

    YouTube - Er du sjef, så er du sjef!

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