Håper dere ikke har fått med dere denne enda... den er knall :-D
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05-08-2010, 11:02 #2101
05-08-2010, 11:49 #2102
Har hummret på denne låta siden i gårkveld :-D
Teksten er ikke så vanskelig da hehe
Er det en russelåt kansje.. med sitt litt fengende bass spor hehe
YouTube - Alex C feat Y-Ass - You've Got The Sweetest Ass In The World.avi
05-11-2010, 15:22 #2103
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05-15-2010, 19:32 #2104
Chuck Norris never ever wet his bed... the bed wet it self out of pure fear... ;-)
05-15-2010, 19:41 #2105
Chuck Norris does`t wear a watch.. HE desides what time it is... :-D
05-15-2010, 22:07 #2106
05-15-2010, 23:05 #2107Opprinnelig postet av Shallow_
05-21-2010, 12:18 #2108
11 år gamle Per sto utenfor badet og venta når hans meget hotte storesøster på 18 kom ut fra dusjen i bare håndkle.
Han sto der med et veldig bekymret uttrykk i ansiktet og spurte plutselig om han kunne få se henne naken.
Søsteren ble naturlig nok sjokkert og spurte om det hadde klikka for han.
Men Per ville ikke gi seg og søsteren ga til slutt etter og kastet håndkle.
Per pustet lettet ut og smilte fra øre til øre.
Søsteren lurte på hva det var og Per svarte, "Pheeeew…Jonas i 9. klasse sa du hadde fått *** i helga"!!!.....
05-25-2010, 20:04 #2109
Type Solberg Engelsk
06-01-2010, 17:40 #2110
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the Anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and Show him."
06-01-2010, 17:49 #2111
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
Q. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Svar (prøv å løs oppgaven først, før du kikker på svaret!..):
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk!
06-02-2010, 00:01 #2112
Det dirrer i henne,
hun synker ned,
stønner og griper staken.
Hun fører den inn i det første,
og slipper den sakte ut.
Nå går det.
Endelig kan hun bakkestart.
06-02-2010, 00:14 #2113
BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...Øystein
06-17-2010, 20:50 #2114
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06-28-2010, 11:47 #2117
Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, A drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!Øystein
06-30-2010, 22:57 #2118
Det dårlige været i trøndelag tvinger frem alternative løsninger...
Dama kom hjem med ei sol tatovert over musa og sa: "Du har klaga på regn i hele sommer, så nå har jeg fixa så du kan slikke sol i hele vinter" ! :-D
07-01-2010, 18:39 #2119
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the
doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly
country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and
count to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me..'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count!
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ...and a few other placesØystein
07-03-2010, 12:58 #2120