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    At mange prøver å sjekke opp svarprogrammet til IKEA er kanskje mer tragisk enn humoristisk:
    Prøver å sjekke opp Ikea-Anna | PR og Info | Medier og reklame | E24

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    Hehe

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    HAHA! Fin den Razortec!

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    #835030 +(15930)- [X]
    <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
    <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> fuck me

    #104052 +(12773)- [X]
    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back fucker"

    #9322 +(11655)- [X]
    <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
    <Ouroboros> Ok.
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> . |
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> . |
    <tag> | .
    <Ouroboros> | .
    <Ouroboros> Whoops

    Gode gamle mIRC....

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    Gulvet kollapset da slankere skulle veie seg - - Verden - Aftenposten.no
    "Gulvet kollapset da slankere skulle veie seg
    Medlemmene av slankeklubben «ViktVäktarna» i den svenske byen Växjö skulle se hvor mye de hadde gått ned i vekt. "

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    Godt å se at Jonas er en av "gutta":

    Her er Jonas Gahr Støres nakenbilde - kjendis - Dagbladet.no

    Og enda bedre at han eier selvironi.

    Bra

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    Cambridge 752 BD, Yamaha CX-A5000, Hegel H300, DIY 3xL25D, JBL LS80, JBL LS center, Klipsch RS42 MK2,
    DIY 4xDayton Ultimax 15", 2xBehringer iNuke6000DSP, Sony VPL-HW30, Darbee Darblet, Nexus Player, Toshiba HD-DVD, Get Micro,
    Rega Planar 3 m/Elys 2, Rega Fono

    Livet er mer enn en pakke tørre kjeks

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    Skremmende hvor mye jeg kan kjenne meg igjen i Dilbert-tegneseriene, siden jeg jobber på kontor.

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    Cambridge 752 BD, Yamaha CX-A5000, Hegel H300, DIY 3xL25D, JBL LS80, JBL LS center, Klipsch RS42 MK2,
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    Livet er mer enn en pakke tørre kjeks

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    Såpass, ser du hvor mye jeg følger med
    Cambridge 752 BD, Yamaha CX-A5000, Hegel H300, DIY 3xL25D, JBL LS80, JBL LS center, Klipsch RS42 MK2,
    DIY 4xDayton Ultimax 15", 2xBehringer iNuke6000DSP, Sony VPL-HW30, Darbee Darblet, Nexus Player, Toshiba HD-DVD, Get Micro,
    Rega Planar 3 m/Elys 2, Rega Fono

    Livet er mer enn en pakke tørre kjeks

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    The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

    The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

    Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

    The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”.

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    Mye rart på Googles "streetview".

    Litt humor i hverdagen.-stig-jpg

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    Hmm....

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    POLITIET melder at de har pågrepet noen av Osama bin laden sine slektinger. De personene som nå sitter fengslet er Osama sin mor, Marme laden & de to brødrene, Choko laden & Remu laden. Hans søster, Pina co laden ble pågrepet lørdag kveld. Nå leter de etter kusina, Sal laden & hans senile bestefar Hvorfaenerjeg laden...!

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    Skal du ha tak i flere av dem, får du spørre Jegvethvordu Laden... ;-)

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    Når man er inne på humor og terrorister i skjønn forening kommer man ikke utenom SNL Suspected Terrorists

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    Netthandel - det er ikke only-only:

    fvn.no > 5500 kr for å bytte en veske

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    Hahaha!! :lol:

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