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    Nice!

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    Hahahaha, Priceless!!

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    Sulten Blondine

    [YOUTUBE]qiL79oxxfIE[/YOUTUBE]

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    Hvem som "bajsade i tältet" (posten over), det var nok Doodieman, det!

    Sjekk link.

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    Balls of steel? or just stupid?? YouTube - F18 Hornet Extremely Low Flyby

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    Mer blondine..

    [YOUTUBE]rdt6wcK1cSQ[/YOUTUBE]

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    Dansk «alenemor» lagt for hat etter YouTube-bløff - nyheter - Dagbladet.no

    "utlending" - hmmmm, ut fra barnets utseende er det i så fall en nord-Europeer

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    TØFFE DAMER FRA FREDRIKSTAD:

    Tre karer skal gifte seg.

    Nr 1 gifter seg med ei jente fra Oslo. Han krever at hun skal stelle huset.

    Første og andre dagen ser han ingen forskjell, men den tredje dagen er
    huset strøkent.


    Nr 2 gifter seg med ei jente fra Moss. Han krever at hun skal stelle
    huset og at middagen står på bordet når han kommer fra jobb.

    Det går noen dager, men så ser han at hun har gjort det han krever.


    Nr 3 gifter seg med ei jente fra Fredrikstad. Han krever at hun skal stelle huset, middagen skal være utsøkt, klærne vasket og skjortene
    strøket.

    Han ser ikke noe de tre første dagene, men fjerde dagen kan han se litt på
    venstre øye og kan bevege høyrearmen såpass at han får smurt seg ei
    brødskive......

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    Har over lengre tid merket meg at reklame/annonser i aviser ofte passer overraskende bra med reportasjene enten på samme side eller rett før/etter.

    Som denne for eksempel.

    Litt humor i hverdagen.-clipout2-jpg

    Spesiel morsomt på store saker som går over flere sider i avisene, hvor de gjerne har funnet et drapsoffer nedgravd, og det er mange jernvare annonser med tilbud på spader etc. på sidene innimellom
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    Min Hjemmekino Mine Bluray filmer

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    Utrolig mye morsomme sitater på denne side: Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

    Blant annet:
    Tech Support | Canada

    (Note: I help callers with connection problems to our wireless zones along train lines.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “I can’t access your network!”

    Me: “I’m sorry about that, let me help you. Where are you currently, sir?”

    Caller: “I’m traveling in between [city] and [another city].”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, but there is maintenance being done in that zone. You will have to wait 20 minutes until you are back in a working zone.”

    Caller: “What can I do?”

    Me: “Just wait till the train is a bit farther on, and you will have a connection again.”

    Caller: “This is terrible! Where’s your manager?”

    Me: “Sir, it’s 4 am so I’m the only one working.”

    (The customer hangs up, but then calls back again.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “F***!”

    (Once again, he hangs up, and once again, he calls back.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “F***!”

    (Again, he hangs up, and again, he calls back.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “Look, I have some important stuff to watch here. Can you fix the internet?”

    Me: “If you just wait 10 minutes sir, your internet will work again.”

    Caller: “So, in my zone, there’s no internet?”

    Me: “That’s right, sir.”

    Caller: “Can’t you move the satellite so I do have internet?”

    Me: “You want me to go into space and move the satellite?”

    Caller: *cheerily* “Yeah, that’s right!”

    Me: “Umm…well, that might take me a little bit of time, sir. I’ll have to call NASA and they’re very busy these days.”

    Caller: “Oh. How long do you think it’ll take?”

    Me: “About 10 minutes.”

    Caller: “That’s great! Thank you.” *hangs up*

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    Talking

    Sitat Opprinnelig postet av frdrk
    Utrolig mye morsomme sitater på denne side: Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

    Blant annet:
    Tech Support | Canada

    (Note: I help callers with connection problems to our wireless zones along train lines.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “I can’t access your network!”

    Me: “I’m sorry about that, let me help you. Where are you currently, sir?”

    Caller: “I’m traveling in between [city] and [another city].”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, but there is maintenance being done in that zone. You will have to wait 20 minutes until you are back in a working zone.”

    Caller: “What can I do?”

    Me: “Just wait till the train is a bit farther on, and you will have a connection again.”

    Caller: “This is terrible! Where’s your manager?”

    Me: “Sir, it’s 4 am so I’m the only one working.”

    (The customer hangs up, but then calls back again.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “F***!”

    (Once again, he hangs up, and once again, he calls back.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “F***!”

    (Again, he hangs up, and again, he calls back.)

    Me: “Hello, tech support. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “Look, I have some important stuff to watch here. Can you fix the internet?”

    Me: “If you just wait 10 minutes sir, your internet will work again.”

    Caller: “So, in my zone, there’s no internet?”

    Me: “That’s right, sir.”

    Caller: “Can’t you move the satellite so I do have internet?”

    Me: “You want me to go into space and move the satellite?”

    Caller: *cheerily* “Yeah, that’s right!”

    Me: “Umm…well, that might take me a little bit of time, sir. I’ll have to call NASA and they’re very busy these days.”

    Caller: “Oh. How long do you think it’ll take?”

    Me: “About 10 minutes.”

    Caller: “That’s great! Thank you.” *hangs up*

    Oj oj oj... tydeligvis en oppegående kunde

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    A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
    She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:

    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
    MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
    opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
    wheelchair.. He had no arms or legs.

    The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
    Just look at you...you have no legs!

    The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

    She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

    Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said...

    Rang the doorbell didn't I?

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    Arg... Finner ikke det jeg leter etter...

    Har sett 2 girls 1 cup uten problemer på youtube.

    Men så er det de andre videoene da som skal være litt mere...interesanne...

    2 girls 1 finger
    4 girls finger paint
    1 girl 1 pitsher

    Fnner da ingen plass uten registrering og se/forsøke og se disse :-/

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